Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 50)

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An original idea can never emerge from committee in the original.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.

Murphy’s Laws

Statistics are no substitute for common sense.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Any task worth doing was worth doing yesterday.

Murphy’s Laws

Experiments should be reproducible… they should all fail in the same way.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

(1887 – 1943) theater critic & commentator
Murphy’s Laws

Creativity varies inversely with the number of cooks involved with the broth.

Murphy’s Laws People

Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

The amount of work done varies inversely with the amount of time spent in the office.

Murphy’s Laws Time Work

The less you know about an opportunity, the more attractive it is.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

An intelligent person can make a dumber statement than an idiot. The idiot is limited to his imbecility.

Communication Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech

The chances of anybody doing anything are inversely proportional to the number of other people who are in a position to do it instead.

Murphy’s Laws

The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are in the wrong line.

Murphy’s Laws

The deficiency will never show itself during the dry runs.

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Murphy’s Laws Problems

It will always break just when you need it the most.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No real problem has a solution.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.

Government Law Lawyers Murphy’s Laws Time

Don't use a run-on sentence you got to punctuate it.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Thinly sliced cabbage.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Wordplay

Two percent don’’t get the word.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Them what gets – has.

Murphy’s Laws