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When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is easy.

Life Murphy’s Laws Problems

Committee reports dealing with wages, salaries, fringe benefits, facilities, computers, employee parking, libraries, coffee breaks, secretarial support, etc., always call for dramatic expenditure increases.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The more money the free agent signs for, the less effective he is the following season.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

It requires less energy to take an object out of its proper place than to put it back.

Murphy’s Laws

Murphy’s Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man of the same name.

Murphy’s Laws People

An expert is anyone from out of town.

Murphy’s Laws

Watch out for irregular verbs which has cropped up into our language.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The smaller the ball used in a sport, the better the book.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Sports

There must be one day above all others in each life that is the happiest

Corollary: What if you’ve already had it?

Emotions Happiness Murphy’s Laws Time

In any organization, the potential is much greater for the subordinate to manage his superior than for the superior to manage his subordinate.

Murphy’s Laws

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

An object at rest will be in the wrong place.

Murphy’s Laws Things

When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.

Murphy’s Laws

In any group of eagles, you will find some turkeys.

Murphy’s Laws People

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Work

There’s always one more bug.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Things

Government intervention in the free market always leads to a lower national standard of living.

Government Murphy’s Laws

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

All trails have more uphill sections than they have level or downhill sections.

Activities Murphy’s Laws