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Murphy’s Laws
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Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.
Simon's Law of Destiny
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Things
Breakage
The workbench is always untidier than last time. General Law: The chaos in the universe always increases.
Special Law
Murphy’s Laws
Chaos
Workbenches
An apple every eight hours keeps three doctors away.
Welch’s Rule
Doctors
Health
Murphy’s Laws
David P Welch
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much… then again, don’t drink too little.
Smith-Johannsen’s Secret of Longevity
Age
Alcohol
Murphy’s Laws
Old
Herman “Jackrabbit” Smith-Johannsen 103-year-old Canadian cross-country skier
When a body is immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
Archimedes's Third Principle
Murphy’s Laws
Baths
Telephone
Anyone having supervisory responsibility for the completion of a task will invariably protest that more resources are needed.
Hacker's Law of Personnel
Murphy’s Laws
Work
Resources
Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them.
Cornuelle's Law
Murphy’s Laws
People
Work
Authority
The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
To err is human, so do not use up the eraser before the pencil.
Yearwood’s Admonition
Murphy’s Laws
R.L. Yearwood
The one who says it can’t be done shouldn’t interrupt the one doing it.
Roman Rule
Murphy’s Laws
Work
Interruption
Politicians who vote huge expenditures to alleviate problems get re-elected; those who propose structural changes to prevent problems get early retirement.
McClaughry's Law of Public Policy
Government
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Politicians
The intensity of movie publicity is in inverse ratio to the quality of the movie.
Shalit's Law
Entertainment
Film
Murphy’s Laws
(Gene Shalit)
Publicity
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
Anonymous Murphy's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Situations
Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.
Rozanne Weissman
public relations manager
Characteristics
Murphy’s Laws
People
Approval
Don't abbrev.
The 19 Rules for Good Riting - 15
Communication
Language
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
Fortify your front; you’ll get your rear shot up.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
All laws are basically false.
Larkinson's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Law
In any dealings with a collective body of people, the people will always be more tacky than originally expected.
Lee’s Law
Murphy’s Laws
People
Tacky
Nothing looks as good close up as it does from far away.
Law of Observation
Appearance
Murphy’s Laws
No matter how careful one is in resealing the inner liner in a cereal box, it will tear where it is glued to the box.
Stale's Law
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Cereal boxes
Second-rate people hire third-rate people.
Rosten’s First Law
Murphy’s Laws
People
Work
(Leo Rosten)
Hiring
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