Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 67)

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When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.

Children Family Murphy’s Laws

When in trouble, obfuscate.

Murphy’s Laws

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

Any plumbing pipes you choose to replace during renovation will prove to be in excellent condition; those you decide to leave in place will be rotten.

Murphy’s Laws

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Wordplay

People who park on the cast side of a football stadium will invariably have seats on the west side.

Murphy’s Laws

The amount of flak received on any subject is inversely proportional to the subject’s true value.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

When things are going well, something will go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you can’t navigate a one-level, five-item phone tree, you didn’t need a computer anyway.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Things

When in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue.

Murphy’s Laws

When you drop coins, the pennies will fall nearby, while all the others will roll out of sight.

Murphy’s Laws

Toothaches tend to start on Saturday night.

Health Murphy’s Laws

Automatic weapons – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.

Conflict Murphy’s Laws

Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry.

Murphy’s Laws

The speaker with the most monotonous voice speaks after the big meal.

Communication Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Speech

The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.

Murphy’s Laws Things

On the TV screen, pure drivel tends to drive off ordinary drivel.

Communication Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech Television

Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.

Lerman's Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.

Money Murphy’s Laws Problems Time