Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 67)

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Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

The workbench is always untidier than last time. General Law: The chaos in the universe always increases.

Murphy’s Laws

An apple every eight hours keeps three doctors away.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much… then again, don’t drink too little.

Age Alcohol Murphy’s Laws Old

When a body is immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

Murphy’s Laws

Anyone having supervisory responsibility for the completion of a task will invariably protest that more resources are needed.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.

Military Murphy’s Laws

To err is human, so do not use up the eraser before the pencil.

Murphy’s Laws

The one who says it can’t be done shouldn’t interrupt the one doing it.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Politicians who vote huge expenditures to alleviate problems get re-elected; those who propose structural changes to prevent problems get early retirement.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Politicians

The intensity of movie publicity is in inverse ratio to the quality of the movie.

Entertainment Film Murphy’s Laws

The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.

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Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

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Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Fortify your front; you’ll get your rear shot up.

Military Murphy’s Laws

All laws are basically false.

Murphy’s Laws

In any dealings with a collective body of people, the people will always be more tacky than originally expected.

Murphy’s Laws People

Nothing looks as good close up as it does from far away.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws

No matter how careful one is in resealing the inner liner in a cereal box, it will tear where it is glued to the box.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Second-rate people hire third-rate people.

Murphy’s Laws People Work