Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 7)

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If you’re feeling good, don’t worry… you’ll get over it.

Health Murphy’s Laws

When you need towns, they are very far apart.

Activities Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Travel

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Clothing Government Military Murphy’s Laws

If you start walking, the bus will come when you are precisely halfway between stops.

Murphy’s Laws

Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him.

Marriage Men Murphy’s Laws People Women

After a salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you had before.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the roll.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Information necessitating a change of design will be conveyed to the designer after and only after the design is complete. (Often referred to as the ‘Now They Tell Me' Law)

Communication Murphy’s Laws

If you're going to rape, pillage and burn, be sure to do things in that order.

Murphy’s Laws

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

Murphy’s Laws

The outdoor lights that tested perfectly indoors develop burn-outs as soon as they are strung on the house.

Murphy’s Laws

If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

1. Anyone else who can be blamed should be blamed. 2. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong faster with computers. 3. Whenever a computer can be blamed, it should be blamed.

Computers Murphy’s Laws

Random events tend to occur in groups.

Murphy’s Laws

A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

You cannot tell for certain, ahead of time, which side of the bread to put the butter on.

Murphy’s Laws

Regardless of whether a mission expands or contracts, administrative overhead continues to grow at a steady rate.

Murphy’s Laws

Halitosis is better than no breath at all.

Murphy’s Laws

All probabilities are 50%; either a thing will happen or it won't.

Murphy’s Laws