Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 7)

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The amount of wind will vary inversely with the number and experience of the people you take on board.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

When responding to an urgent message requesting an immediate return call, you will get: (1) a wrong number, (2) a busy signal, or (3) no answer

Murphy’s Laws Things

Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him.

Marriage Men Murphy’s Laws People Women

Trivial matters are handled promptly; important matters are never resolved.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

Murphy’s Laws

Rule A: Don’t.

Rule A1: Rule A doesn’t exist.

Rule A2: Do not discuss the existence or non-existence of Rules A, A1, or A2.

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Murphy’s Laws

He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.

Driving Murphy’s Laws Travel

If you do a job twice, it’s yours.

Murphy’s Laws Work

No real problem has a solution.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No matter how long it takes for you to get back to pick up the shoes the shoemaker will tell you that they won't be ready until tomorrow.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

He who hesitates is probably right.

Murphy’s Laws

The best shots happen immediately after the last frame is exposed.

Murphy’s Laws

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Food/Drink Life Murphy’s Laws Time

The time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.

Murphy’s Laws Things

All politics is local.

Government Murphy’s Laws Places Politics

The bigger they are, the harder it is to see your shoes.

Appearance Body Murphy’s Laws

An apple every eight hours keeps three doctors away.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

The only way to avoid hitting a tree is to aim at it.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports