Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 71)

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If it’s clean, it isn’t laundry.

Murphy’s Laws

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Automatic weapons – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Murphy’s Laws People

An unexpectedly easy-to-handle sequence of events will be immediately followed by an equally long sequence of trouble.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Any change looks terrible at first.

Murphy’s Laws

Toothaches tend to start on Saturday night.

Health Murphy’s Laws

No matter how careful one is in resealing the inner liner in a cereal box, it will tear where it is glued to the box.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep strings apart.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

There's nothing to scratch but the surface.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything else causes cancer in rats.

Animals Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Murphy’s Laws People

The shortest distance between two points is a downward spiral.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Speak with authority; however, expound only on the obvious and proven facts.

Murphy’s Laws

If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Situations

The direction of take-off will be opposite that of the final destination.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Every organization has an allotted number of positions to be filled by misfits.

Corollary: Once a misfit leaves, another will be recruited.

Murphy’s Laws People

The speed of exit of a civil servant is directly proportional to the quality of his service.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Work

The problem-solving process will always break down at the point at which it is possible to determine who caused the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

1. If it is green or it wiggles – it is Biology.
2. If it stinks – it is Chemistry.
3. If it doesn’t work – it is Physics.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Science/Weather