Subject: People » Friends (Page 2)

There’s nothing simpler than avoiding people you don’t like; avoiding one’s friends, that’s the real test.

(1934 – ) English actress

The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend.

(1981 – ) heiress, socialite, media personality & model

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.

And now, I’m pleased to introduce the star of the film Gladiator, and a man I like to call a close, personal friend, but he told me not to…

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

(1672 – 1719) English essasyist, poet & politician

A lifelong friend is one you haven't borrowed money from yet.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer

I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

(1933 – 2006) politician

When you are down and out something always turns up – and it is usually the noses of your friends.

(1915 – 1985) stage & film actor & director

One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.

writer

I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won’t bring their kids over to your house?

(1967 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor

Friends are like fiddle-strings and they must not be screwed too tightly.

It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Friend: A person who listens attentively while you say nothing.

Friend: A good friend is like a good bra… hard to find, supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart.

Sewing Circle: Where friendship hangs by a thread.

I don’t want to lose weight; my tongue and my taste buds are the only friends I got.

American stand-up comedian

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor