Subject: People » Friends (Page 2)

A Merry Christmas to all my friends except two.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.

writer, website creator

It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Friends are like fiddle-strings and they must not be screwed too tightly.

…the difference between old friends and new friends is that new friends just haven't let you down yet.

(1973 – ) American comic book writer & artist

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

I’ve got a friend whose nickname is “Shagger” … you might think that’s pretty cool; she doesn’t like it.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host

I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

I meet so many people; I don’t even know some of my friend’s names.

(1981 – ) heiress, socialite, media personality & model

It was tough growing up in Florida because all my friends were retired.

(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author

You want a friend in Washington?… get a dog.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

(1672 – 1719) English essasyist, poet & politician

My neighbor has a circular driveway… he can’t get out.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

She is such a good friend that she would throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again.

(1754 – 1838) French prime minister & diplomat

Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor

Greater love hath no man than this, to lay down his friends for his life.

(1929 – ) British politician

I don’t want to lose weight; my tongue and my taste buds are the only friends I got.

American stand-up comedian

True friends stab you in the front.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet