Subject: People » Men (Page 4)

Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Y Chromosome: A line of genes designed for men only.

Many men and women enjoy popular esteem, not because they are known, but because they are not known.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

The only place a men want depth in a woman is in her [cleavage].

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

Nature abhors a virgin – a frozen asset.

(1903 – 1987 diplomat, playwright, journalist & politician

Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

(1879 – 1964) British politician

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

(1958 – ) Australian author

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner; these men usually have jobs and bathe.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

This guy says, ‘I’m perfect for you, ‘cause I’m a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.’ … I said, ‘Oh, a gay trucker?’

(1956 – ) American entertainer & comedian

Personally, I think that if a woman hasn’t met the right man by the time she’s twenty-four, she may be lucky.

(1921 – 2007) Scottish-born actress

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist

I like men… as a concept.

(1957 – ) British stand-up comedian

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men, and I just want to say to the authors of that study "Duh."

(1963 – ) television host & comedian

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.


A man can be called ruthless if he bombs a country to oblivion; a woman can be called ruthless if she puts you on hold.

(1934 – ) American feminist, journalist, & social & political activist

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

I want a man who’s kind and understanding; is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

A man's face is his autobiography; a womans face is her work of fiction.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet