Subject: People » Women

Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.

(1944 – 1992) American author

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

Show me a woman who doesn’t feel guilty, and I’ll show you a man.

(1942 – ) American author and teacher

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.

(1956 – ) American comedian

A man always blames the woman who fooled him, in the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Definition of a Jewish nymphomaniac: A woman who will make love the same day she has her hair done.

(1946 – ) British actress, columnist & comedian

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

It's interesting to speculate how it developed that in two of the most anti-feminist institutions, the church and the law court, the men are wearing the dresses.

(1916 – 2000) American lawyer & activist

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.

(1900 – 1977) American novelist, essayist & autobiographer

What pleases men most is old wine and young women.

(c. 484 BC – c. 425 BC) Greek historian

No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it’s only a question of degree.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands… but English women only hope to find in their butlers.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

A woman can look both moral and exciting… if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.

(1885 – 1968) American writer

You won’t regret the men you never killed, but you will regret the women you passed up.

(1944 – ) English author

In the 1950's only seven percent of American women dyed their hair; today there are parts of Manhattan and Los Angeles where there are no gray-haired women at all.

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol