Subject: Problems » Mistakes (Page 3)

To err is human to forgive, infrequent.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician

Never say “Oops” always say “Ah, interesting!”

To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.

(1953 – ) American musician

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

(1898 – 1981) actor, singer, songwriter & movie producer

Experience: What causes a person to make new mistakes instead of the same old ones.

Automation takes more people to correct the mistakes.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Some mistakes are too fun to make only once.

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been correct in the first place

Corollary: After the correction has been found in error, it will be impossible to fit the original quantity back into the equation.

1. Anyone else who can be blamed should be blamed.
2. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong faster with computers.
3. Whenever a computer can be blamed, it should be blamed.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Experience: The name an older man gives to his mistakes.

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake.

The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines.

(1867 – 1959) architect, interior designer, writer & educator

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

(1913 – 1997) American comedian & radio & television host

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)