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Proverbs
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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
Czech proverb
Beer
Food/Drink
Proverbs
In a closed mouth, flies do not enter.
Mexican proverb
Communication
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Proverb
Appearance
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If you would be Pope, you must think of nothing else.
Spanish proverb
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Young pigs grunt as as old pigs grunted before them.
Danish proverb
Proverbs
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Proverbs
Situations
Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
Proverb
Communication
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When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
Proverb
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Blind leading the blind
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Proverb
Animals
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You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
Kenyan proverb
Proverbs
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
Proverb
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Proverbs
To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it.
Greek proverb
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There is no thief like a bad book.
Italian proverb
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It is not a fish until it is on the bank.
Irish proverb
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If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.
Russian proverb
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He who builds by the roadside has many surveyors.
Italian proverb
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Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
Slovenian Proverb
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No physician is really good before he has killed one or two patients.
Hindu proverb
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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Proverb
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A bird in the hand is usually dead.
Proverb
Animals
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Birds
When the fox preaches, look to the geese.
German proverb
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