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Proverbs
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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
It is not a fish until it is on the bank.
Irish proverb
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All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
Proverb
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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Let every fox take care of his own tail.
Italian proverb
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When a rogue kisses you, count your teeth.
Hebrew proverb
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
Irish proverb
Activities
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Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
Proverb
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Yield
Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Proverb
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.
Klingon Proverb
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From “Star Trek”
You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
Irish proverb
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Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
Proverb
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The church is near, but the road is icy; the bar is far away, but I will walk carefully.
Russian proverb
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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Proverb
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Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.
German proverb
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No one can see their reflection in running water.
Taoist proverb
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Deal with difficult tasks while they are easy
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
Proverb
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When two quarrel, both are to blame.
Dutch proverb
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Young pigs grunt as as old pigs grunted before them.
Danish proverb
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Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.
Proverb
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It is easier to pull down than to build up.
Latin proverb
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