Subject: Science/Weather (Page 17)

Styrofoam is biodegradable; you people are just impatient.

American comedian & writer
Science/Weather Time

What Orwell failed to predict was that we’d buy the cameras ourselves… and that our biggest fear would be that nobody was watching.

Future Science/Weather Time

Winter: The time of year when it gets later earlier.

Definitions Science/Weather

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements Science/Weather

Wind: Weather on the go.

Definitions Science/Weather

Space is almost infinite; as a matter of fact, we think it is infinite.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements Places Science/Weather

I played as  much golf as I could in North Dakota, but summer up there is pretty short. It usually falls on Tuesday.

professional golfer
Science/Weather

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Clothing Science/Weather

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking.

(1920 – 2011) American scientist & professor
Science/Weather

Hotter than a depot stove

Expressions Science/Weather

What does the word 'meteorologist' mean in English?… it means liar.

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright
Communication Language Science/Weather

The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology; until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
Beliefs People Religion Science/Weather

You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.


Science/Weather

It's always the wrong time of the month.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Sex Time

It’s not an optical illusion; it just looks like one.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Science/Weather