Subject: Signs (Page 4)

There is A Good Chance An Accident Brought You Into This World. Don’t Let One Take You Out.

Fits One Head

How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Homophobia Is So Gay

Keep Your Hands Off MY Third Amendment Rights! – No Soldiers Quartered In MY House

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

Temperance Liquors

Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing

Fawcett Inn

You will be doomed to a great marriage.

Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks

Ernest F. Duh Attorney at Law

Mattie’s Restaurant and Yogurt Palace, “An alternative to Good Eating”

Reserved for plant manager.

Out Chopin

YahPoo! Plumbing

Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel

Reid and Wright

No Children Allowed

WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects