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Subject:
Signs
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There is A Good Chance An Accident Brought You Into This World. Don’t Let One Take You Out.
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Signs
Fits One Head
Label
Signs
On a package containing a hotel shower cap
How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Homophobia Is So Gay
Protest sign
Signs
Homophobia
Keep Your Hands Off MY Third Amendment Rights! – No Soldiers Quartered In MY House
Protest sign
Signs
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
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Signs
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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Signs
In an Acapulco hotel
Temperance Liquors
Business name
Signs
In Schroeder MN
Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing
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Signs
In a bowling alley in Katy TX
Fawcett Inn
Business name
Signs
A pub on Fawcett Road in England
You will be doomed to a great marriage.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks
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Signs
In a restroom
Ernest F. Duh Attorney at Law
Business name
Signs
Phillipsburg NJ
Mattie’s Restaurant and Yogurt Palace, “An alternative to Good Eating”
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Signs
Restaurant business card in Decatur Texas
Reserved for plant manager.
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Signs
Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery
Out Chopin
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Signs
On music teacher's door
YahPoo! Plumbing
Business name
Signs
Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel
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Signs
At a number of military bases
Reid and Wright
Business name
Signs
Antiquarian book center (formed by Rodger Reid and Marsha Wright)
No Children Allowed
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Signs
At a Florida maternity ward
WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects
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Signs
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