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Subject:
Signs
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Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Meats & Movies
Business name
Signs
In Broken Bow Oklahoma
Happy Hour Here Every Sunday
Sign
Signs
At a church
The Vigilante Law Firm
Business name
Signs
In PA & NJ
Come In And Have Your Faith Lifted
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Hungary-Man Dinners – Selected Varieties…
Sign
Signs
[sic]
SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range
Sign
Signs
Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Flattery will go far tonight.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49
Sign
Signs
In an IGA market
Please don’t hurt the animals while teasing them
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a Chinese zoo
Wok N Roll
Business name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in England
Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90
Sign
Signs
From a menu
Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.
Sign
Signs
Sign on a front door
FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)
Sign
Signs
Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!
Sign
Signs
A billboard in Africa
Read the Bible – It Will Scare the Hell Out of You
Sign
Signs
At a church
You Can't Beat Our Meat!
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant – now closed
Keep refrigerated … avoid the fridge.
Label
Signs
On a Mozzarella salad bagel
For use by trained personnel only.
Label
Signs
On a can of air freshener
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