Subject: Signs (Page 7)

10 Min. Walk (7 if run a little) To ropeway Stn.

It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical and I have to take our comedians seriously!

Vicious Cycle

Slow – Children at Play
Hunting with Shotgun Only

Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.

Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.

First Alert Smoke Alarm with Silence Feature…

Emergency Foot Surgery – Walk-ins Welcomed

Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing

Instructions: usage known.

JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL

This Month Specials – No Fuel

Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly

Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route

Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

Wok and Roll

Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

Please DO NOT Flush Toilet Paper Down the Toilet

Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.

Caution: Not An Automatic Door

Mutter’s Hearing Center