Subject: Signs (Page 7)

Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.

Our Motto Is To Give Our Customers the Lowest Possible Prices and Workmanship

Used Beer Department

Instructions: usage known.

Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance

We’ll Floor U

GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area

Down With Sodomy! Up With Tea Bagging!

Bank of Barock [sic] U.S. Going Baroke

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

After opening, keep upright.

Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant

Prohibido El Paso – Forbidden the Step

God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

Take care: new non-slip surface.

Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early

In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.

M.T. Bellies

TREASPASERS WILL BE SHOT – SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN

CAUTION! – Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!