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Subject:
Signs
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Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.
Sign
Signs
On a plumber’s truck
Our Motto Is To Give Our Customers the Lowest Possible Prices and Workmanship
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Signs
At a shop in Maine
Used Beer Department
Sign
Signs
Over a restaurant restroom
Instructions: usage known.
Label
Food/Drink
Signs
On can of black pepper.
Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance
Sign
Signs
We’ll Floor U
Business name
Signs
Tile installation in Florida
GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Down With Sodomy! Up With Tea Bagging!
Protest sign
Signs
Bank of Barock [sic] U.S. Going Baroke
Protest sign
Signs
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Bumper sticker
Signs
If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
After opening, keep upright.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of milk
Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant
Sign
Signs
Prohibido El Paso – Forbidden the Step
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Mexico
God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Take care: new non-slip surface.
Label
Signs
In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.
Sign
Signs
M.T. Bellies
Business name
Signs
Restaurants in Vermont and elsewhere
TREASPASERS WILL BE SHOT – SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN
Sign
Signs
CAUTION! – Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
Label
Signs
On a box of household nails
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