Subject: Signs (Page 8)

Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.

NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN

Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

We need to talk. – God

Hell’s Kitchen Catering

Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.

And Honolulu is NOT in Kenya

CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!

DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

Super Lusty

We dispense with accuracy.

You! Off my planet!

Gold Medal Specialists. Sprints! Relays! Marathons! Hot and Raring to Go.

Stinky Stork Diaper Service

People Who Use Hyperbole Should Be Shot!

Terminal Drugs

CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Absolutely No Soliciting • Especially Alternative Energy Suppliers!

Dead End – Employee Parking

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