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Subject:
Signs
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I Go Where I'm Towed
Sign
Signs
On a car being towed by a motor home
Safe to use around pets.
Label
Signs
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.
Label
Signs
On the packaging for a wristwatch
Meats & Movies
Business name
Signs
In Broken Bow Oklahoma
Come In And Have Your Faith Lifted
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Dual Sports Canvas Catcher for Baseball, Softball & Football Two Sports in One
Label
Signs
Label on sports equipment
To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.
Sign
Signs
Notice in a doctor’s waiting room
The Daily Grind
Business name
Signs
A coffee house
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
Label
Signs
Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter
Slow – Children at Play
Hunting with Shotgun Only
Adjoining signs
Signs
Safe for carpets, too!
Label
Signs
On Woolite® carpet cleaner
Feats of Clay
Sign
Signs
A pottery shop
The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1
Sign
Signs
Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
No Postage Necessary If Mauled in the United States
On a prepaid envelope
Signs
Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight
Sign
Signs
In a New Jersey restaurant
A Pane In The Glass
Business name
Signs
Glass company
Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine
Protest sign
Signs
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Obama Get You Hand Out of My Pocket! I Can Stimulate Myself!
Protest sign
Signs
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