Subject: Signs (Page 95)

Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order

Hungry Mother State Park

Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane

Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

Shoe Repair – I Will Heel You – I Will Save Your Sole – I Will Even Dye For You

Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message

Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring

Manning Motel – Weekly Rapes Available

We disagree, but I still understand I mustn’t stomp on your head.

STIFF

OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves

Quad City Area Critter Fixers

Blind Drive on Right

God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts

THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead

OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy

Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours

Buy & Large

Hour Place

FuKing Restaurant

Wonderful Bargains For Men With 16 and 17 Necks