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Subject:
Signs
(Page 95)
Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order
Sign
Signs
Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire England
Hungry Mother State Park
Sign
Signs
In Virginia
Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane
Sign
Signs
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Label
Food/Drink
Signs
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Shoe Repair – I Will Heel You – I Will Save Your Sole – I Will Even Dye For You
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Signs
Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message
Sign
Signs
At a church
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
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Signs
Manning Motel – Weekly Rapes Available
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Signs
We disagree, but I still understand I mustn’t stomp on your head.
Protest sign
Signs
STIFF
Sign
Signs
On a Tombstone
OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves
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Signs
At a park
Quad City Area Critter Fixers
Business name
Signs
Animal hospital in Moline Illinois
Blind Drive on Right
Sign
Signs
Road sign north of Saint Helena CA
God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead
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Signs
OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs
Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours
Sign
Signs
Buy & Large
Business name
Signs
Hour Place
Business name
Signs
Clock store in Capitola CA
FuKing Restaurant
Business name
Signs
Numerous Oriental restaurants
Wonderful Bargains For Men With 16 and 17 Necks
Sign
Signs
In a clothing store
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