Subject: Sports » Golf (Page 17)

If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.

(1929 – ) American author & sportswriter
Golf Sports

It’s not over yet.

British professional golfer & commentator
Golf Misspokements Sports

When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf.

American professional golfer
Golf Science/Weather Sports

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Appearance Clothing Golf People Religion Sports

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf.

Appearance Body Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

When you hear someone shout "You da man" – if he ain't shouting at Arnold Palmer, then it ain't da man. 

newspaper sports columnist
Golf Sports

You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.

professional golfer
Golf Sports

Golf: A pastime that gives people cooped up in the office all week a chance to lie and cheat outdoors.

Definitions Golf Sports

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

(1912 – 2002) professional golfer
Golf Sports

The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.

American professional golfer
Golf Sports

What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?

(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist
Golf Sports

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
America Golf Government People Sports Taxes

A business executive is someone who talks golf in the office and business on the golf course!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Golf People Sports

Handicapped Golfer: The man playing his boss.

Definitions Golf Sports

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf Sports

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Golf Sports

The only way to avoid hitting a tree is to aim at it.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole-in-one.

Golf Situations Sports

If he slices the budget like he slices a (golf) ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Golf Government People Sports

What’s nice about the Senior Tour, is you can’t remember your bad shots.

professional golfer
Golf Sports

John Daly's longer than Greg Norman… he’s even longer than War and Peace.

American sports columnist
Golf Sports