Subject: Sports (Page 105)

Any minute now we will have the East German pole vault over the satellite.

British sports commentator
Sports

I’ve got a face made for radio.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire
Appearance Baseball Sports

Well, I guess I was just in the right place at the right time.

Dominican baseball player
Baseball Sports

I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set… and they're both working.

1922 – 2006) American boxing champion
Boxing Sports

He's skating like he's 36 again.

Canadian hockey player
Age Hockey Sports

The only way I'm going to get a Gold Glove is with a can of spray paint.

professional baseball player
Baseball Sports

This boxer is doing what is expected of him, bleeding from his nose.

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements Sports

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

Everything was fine until I slid left and ran out of talent!

the 'father of drag racing'
Auto racing Sports

Aww, don't worry Doc, if that happens, I can always come back as a forward!

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Sandy’s fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter
Baseball Sports

He could hit better with a broken arm than we could with two good arms.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Sports

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie – and an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark…

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Golf People Sports

For the Leafs, there are two kinds of games: those they lose because of the officiating and those they win despite the officiating.

Ottawa Mayor
Hockey Sports

I don't know what these fellows are doing, but whatever they are doing, they sure are doing it well.

American professional tennis player
Sports

Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

(1932 – 2009) author, poet & critic
Golf Sports

I was so bad, I couldn’t have driven Miss Daisy home.

baseball player
Baseball Sports

The lead is now 6.9 seconds… in fact, it’s just under 7 seconds.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

I was so bad at it, [golf] they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I’d spent about half the day in the woods.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Golf Sports

Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?


Appearance Body Fat Sports

If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly; if they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick… same thing.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Sports