Subject: Sports (Page 18)

… standing there making a sitting target of himself.

English boxing manager & trainer
Boxing Misspokements Sports

My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.

professional football player
Appearance Body Football Health Sports

Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

One reason I never called balks is that I never understood the rule.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire
Baseball Sports

All quitters are good losers.

German-American football coach
Football Sports

That puck would have gone in the net if not for the goalie.

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer
Hockey Misspokements Sports

The Americans sowed the seed, and now they have reaped the whirlwind.

English athlete & politician
Misspokements Sports

They should move first base back one step to eliminate all those close plays.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

Games Murphy’s Laws Sports

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Appearance Clothing Golf People Religion Sports

I know it's said that I can't punch, but you should see me putting the cat out at night.

boxer
Boxing Sports

If you could eliminate the occasional bad shot you would be the first person to do so.

American professional golfer
Golf Sports

He runs like a camel… a really pissed off camel.

(1925 – ) American professional football player
Football Sports

Jay Bell is 0-for-6 in this series with 10 homers and 52 RBIs.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Watching an America's Cup race is like watching grass grow.

(1885 – 1933) columnist & writer
Sports

Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

If you’re up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. It’s the hardest shot for the well-endowed; like when I used to beat Ann Jones, she could hit under them or over them but never through them.

American professional tennis player
Body Sports

The guy in front of me got number 76 and the guy behind me got number 78.

American football player & coach
Football Sports

(Bruce) Benedict may not be hurt as much as he really is.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements Sports

When Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in, I'll caddie for Jack.

(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Golf Sports

People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year; they don’t realize that most of us only make $500,000.00.

professional baseball player
Baseball Money Sports