Subject: Success

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

(1895 – 1985) British author & classical scholar

If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.

(1925 – ) writer

If at first you don't succeed, try try again… then quit; there's no use being a damn fool about it.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

(1949 – 1982) American comedian, actor & musician

I want to be a diva… like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-Diet-Coke-around.

(1980 – ) American singer

You have to give Pete credit for what he's accomplished; he never went to college and the only book he ever read was The Pete Rose Story.

Ex-wife of Pete Rose

We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you need is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

(1954 – ) American television host, actress, producer & philanthropist

If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set.

First of all you've got to have talent, and then you've got to marry her like I did.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence; this explains why we have so many stupid leaders.

(1920 – 2003) American writer

Old age is like everything else; to make a success of it, you've got to start young.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

Success is like toilet paper; it only seems important when you don’t have it.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor

Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.

(1943 – ) U.S. agriculture commissioner, columnist, activist & author

The degree of failure is in direct proportion to the effort expended and to the need for success.

One day you are a signature, next day you’re an autograph.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

The only reason she made it to the top was because her clothes didn't.

You climb the ladder of success easier when you lay it flat.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist