Subject: Time » Future (Page 2)

What happens when the future has come and gone?

businessman

I’ve seen the future and it’s much like the present… only longer.

(1953 – 1998) baseball player

A very short one.

(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The Baltimore Colts are a bright young team; it seems as if they have their future ahead of them.

(1919 – 2006) American sports announcer

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Why should I do anything for posterity? … what has posterity ever done for me?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

I was a peripheral visionary; I could see the future, but only way off to the side.I was a peripheral visionary; I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Never make predictions… especially about the future.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

(1969 – ) American stand-up comedian

A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020.

(1954 – ) American comedian, writer & musician

The future ain’t what it used to be.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract – teach him to deduct.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

What happens to me next year will happen to me no matter what happens.

professional basketball player

I've got my faults, but living in the past isn't one of them; there's no future in it.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

I think, in 10 years, hell's gonna be the only place left where you can still smoke.

(1965 – ) American comedian

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.