Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 3)

Catherine: Your wife is really lucky.

Frasier: Well, I’m sure she’d say the same thing, especially now that our marriage is over.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

[explaining why she broke up with her ex] We had different needs. I needed him to treat me decently and get a job, and he needed to empty my bank account and leave.

(1963 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Look, you’re always such a nice guy. But let’s face it, we have nothing in common except sex and the fact that you idolize me.

(1964 – ) Australian model, television host & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Thats like saying Prada’s are just shoes, or vodka is just a morning beverage!

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Sonja: Of course there’s a God! We’re made in His image!
Boris: You think I was made in God’s image? Take a look at me. You think He wears glasses?
Sonja: Not with those frames.

1946 – ) American film actress, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Phoebe : Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?

Joey : I’d probably kill myself… hey, if little Joey’s dead, big Joey ain’t got not reason to live.

(1967 – ) American actor & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Utrilities

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

It ain’t German to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Hi ho Silverwear… Away!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

It’s in an upward spinal.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Sheldon, I’d kill my Rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Sue Ann Nivens: Mary, you've been in my bedroom before, haven't you?

Mary Richards: [looking around in amazement] Oh, no! I would've remembered this!

(1936 – 2017) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

“Do you know who I used to be?”

(1915 – 1977) American actor of stage and screen
TV/Movie Quotes

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you… he really is an idiot.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

But they have one great redeeming feature: their wallets! More capacious than an elephant’s scrotum, and just as difficult to get your hands on!

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

If that ain’t the black calling the kettle pot!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about an eagle rights amendment?’

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Donuts… is there anything they can't do?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Aunt Esther: My body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey.

Fred: And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes Ugly

Rita: Do you ever have déjà vu?

Phil: Didn’t you just ask me that?

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Life TV/Movie Quotes