Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 33)

[Sam and Diane are fighting… yet again] Carla: Oh, now why would I want to miss this? Yet another episode of The Young and the Chestless?

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Animals TV/Movie Quotes

I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Miscellaneous TV/Movie Quotes

[tees off] Fore! [his ball hits Judge Smails in the crotch] … I should have yelled, “Two!”

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Golf Sports TV/Movie Quotes

Tracy: So what’s your religion, Liz Lemon?

Liz: I pretty much do whatever Oprah tells me to do.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: How you doing, Norm?

Norm: Coach: I’m on top of the world… it’s a dismal spot in Greenland somewhere.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he’s behind bars. Now, let’s grab a bite to eat.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Maris and I rented the video and, I don’t mind telling you, we pushed our beds together that night! [pause] And that was no mean feat. Her room, as you know, is across the hall.

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

A chrysanthemum by any other name… would be easier to pronounce.

(1945 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Marge, try to understand. There are two types of college students, jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

There’s an old saying, “Ya don’t keep runnin’ after you catch the bus.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Richard Finch: Why do you wanna work on television?
Bridget: I’ve got to leave my job because I shagged my boss.
Richard Finch: Fair enough. Start on Monday.

(1969 – ) American actress & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

When Martha Stewart reported to prison yesterday, she was subjected to an invasive strip search that included a squat and cough, during which she laid two perfect blue speckled eggs.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Turkey can never beat cow.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

A drinking contest?!? What am I, 12… and at my boyfriend's frat party?!

(1968 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

Yeah, and I'm the simpleton? Tricking them was as easy as 1-2-C.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The atheist religion don’t believe in the Bible.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The soup sounds good.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes