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Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The question is, “What’s going in Mr. Peterson?” A beer please, Woody.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

There are three acceptable haircuts: high and tight, crew cut, buzz cut.

Nick Offerman

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter

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Elwood: Eh… what kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.

Sheilah Wells

(1941 – ) American actress

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I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

Ted Knight

(1923 – 1986) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Judge Smails in “Caddyshack”

Alex Rieger: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself?
Jim: August!

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

I know we’re allowed to see other people – my question is: how much of them are we allowed to see?

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

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[Brandishing a battleaxe] I haven’t used this baby since the taxman was here!

John Astin

(1930 – ) American actor

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According to team rules, the vote has to be unanimous. It can be unanimous or out loud.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Anonymous As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.

Jack McBrayer

(1973 – ) American actor

Science/Weather TV/Movie Quotes As Kenneth Parcell in “30 Rock”

[Sarcastically] I’m about as busy as a pickpocket in a nudist colony.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As Sheriff John Hoxley in “Six of a Kind” Busy

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

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I know we’ve only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like none weeks and five days.

Steve Martin

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

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Stick it all right into that bank suppository.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

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Sam, I had the most incredible evening. Last night, I dreamed about something – not Diane… well, she was in the background chattering on about something, naked, but the important thing is, I was a therapist again.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Cheers”

[after sex with the monster] Oh, where you going?… Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you’re out with the boys to boast and brag.

Madeline Kahn

(1942 – 1999) American actress

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Elizabeth in “Young Frankenstein”

Grace: You said that money is no object
Karen: Oh honey, that’s just a saying, like ‘Ooh… that sounds like fun.’ or ‘I love you.’

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

The Lord descend down a thundervolt.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

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Marge, you know it's rude to talk when my mouth is full.

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cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

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I’d give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward!

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television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

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Time’s fun when you're having flies.

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(1936 – 1990) cartoonist, screenwriter, director & creator of the Muppets

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Cliff: Hey Doc, ah, what do you think the toughest thing to cut through is?
Frasier: Your unending bull.

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(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 38)

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The question is, “What’s going in Mr. Peterson?” A beer please, Woody.

There are three acceptable haircuts: high and tight, crew cut, buzz cut.

Elwood: Eh… what kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.

I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

Alex Rieger: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself?
Jim: August!

I know we’re allowed to see other people – my question is: how much of them are we allowed to see?

[Brandishing a battleaxe] I haven’t used this baby since the taxman was here!

According to team rules, the vote has to be unanimous. It can be unanimous or out loud.

Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.

[Sarcastically] I’m about as busy as a pickpocket in a nudist colony.

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!

I know we’ve only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like none weeks and five days.

Stick it all right into that bank suppository.

Sam, I had the most incredible evening. Last night, I dreamed about something – not Diane… well, she was in the background chattering on about something, naked, but the important thing is, I was a therapist again.

[after sex with the monster] Oh, where you going?… Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you’re out with the boys to boast and brag.

Grace: You said that money is no object
Karen: Oh honey, that’s just a saying, like ‘Ooh… that sounds like fun.’ or ‘I love you.’

The Lord descend down a thundervolt.

Marge, you know it's rude to talk when my mouth is full.

I’d give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward!

Time’s fun when you're having flies.

Cliff: Hey Doc, ah, what do you think the toughest thing to cut through is?
Frasier: Your unending bull.