Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 5)

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Age Insults Old TV/Movie Quotes

It’s a well known hysterical fact: they gave ’em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry

(1976 – ) American actress & singer
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, which doesn’t say much for you.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

For years I wouldn’t kiss my mother-in-law on the cheek… and I end up kissing her ass!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

My brain? … It’s my second favorite organ.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Vivian: Nice outfit.

Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.

(1976 – ) American actress & producer
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Miscellaneous TV/Movie Quotes

It looks like we’re up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!

cartoon character in Shrek 2 (Conrad Vernon)
Situations TV/Movie Quotes

It ain’t exactly the Pope Diamond.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Bernadette: Why can’t he take your mom? You took her to your prom.
Howard: I didn’t take her. She was a chaperone.
Bernadette: I saw a picture of you two dancing together.
Howard: Well what was I gonna do? They were playing our song.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.

(1955 – ) American actor, musician & playwright
Conversation TV/Movie Quotes

Sonja: What are you suggesting, passive resistance?

Boris: No, I'm suggesting active fleeing.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Sally Jessy Raphael: So, you claim that your son was brainwashed by voodoo witch doctors and forced to recruit others? Let’s take a call.
Gomez: Hello, Sally?
Sally Jessy Raphael: [frustrated] Mr. Addams, please stop calling! We do not know where they meet!

(1935 – ) American talk show host
TV/Movie Quotes

Why don’t you take a high dive into the clam drip?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way… by eating a box of Double-Stuf Oreos.

(1966) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

V-D Day

(1923 – 2013) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Wouldn’t let ’em get in a word wedgewise.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes