Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 5)

You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

(1924 – 2014) American actress & model
TV/Movie Quotes

[after answering 27 parts from one question of the final exam] No more!… I feel like I just gave birth… to an accountant

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

That’s what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped ’em out of Manhattan.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Your words roll off me like water off a duck's quack.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

So many assholes… so few bullets…

(1957 – ) American comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Marge, your cooking only has two moves: Shake and Bake.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Cooking TV/Movie Quotes

This week British Prime Minister Tony Blair was re-elected to a record-setting third term as George Bush’s bitch.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

George: I don’t like when a woman says, “Make love to me.” It’s intimidating. The last time a woman said that to me, I wound up apologizing to her.

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Edina: God, I hope you’re not inviting that bloody, bullocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken bastard, pig-dog man, are you?

Saffie: You could just say ‘Dad’.


Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Honor thy parents. That’s one of the Lord’s Top 10 Commandments. That’s right around covetin’ your neighbor’s cattles and wives and there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs Misspokements Religion TV/Movie Quotes

Up the creek in a boat with a hole.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: Name calling, the last refuge of the monosyllabic.

Carla: I don’t know what that means but I heard slob in there.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

It is harder for the spider to catch a fly than it is for the fly to catch a horse.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Gloria Munson: What do you think I should do for my first exercise?

Sue Ann: What about a headstand.

Gloria Munson: You mean, you just want me to stand on my head.

Sue Ann: No, I want to stand on your head.

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes

Mr. Buckman: Our Amanda’s already skipped two grades. How about your boy?

Gomez: Probation!

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Don’t mind her. She’s still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.

(1952 – 2010) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.

(1956 – ) English-Canadian actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: Coach, I’m gonna be blunt with you. Her friend’s cute and all that, but she doesn’t have what I’m lookin’ for in a woman.

Diane: What’s that? Break-away clothes?

(1949 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes