Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 6)

Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

(1904 – 2000) English actor, director & producer
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

[Ray has hurt his back and is in bed with Debra]: I guess I am going to be out of commission for a while.

Debra Barone: I wouldn’t worry – it’s not like Van Gogh has lost his paint brush.

(1958 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

You should’ve seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

He’s perfect for her – he has no apparent spine, and she can wrap him round her little finger.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since one-hour Martinizing.

(1949 – ) American actor, comedian & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

With the shape I’m in you could donate my body to science fiction.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Ever since Renee, models from Iman to Cheryl Tiegs have only had one name!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Last week, Hurricane Wilma grew into the strongest storm ever recorded in the Atlantic, with sustained winds at 175 miles per hour… or, as it’s called around FEMA, ‘Casual Friday’.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

What’s all this I hear about endangered feces?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

If frogs couldn't hop, I'd be gone with the Schwinn.

(1936 – 1990) cartoonist, screenwriter, director & creator of the Muppets
TV/Movie Quotes

I know, I know. We are your chosen people. But once in a while can’t you choose someone else?

(1935 – ) Israeli theatrical & film performer & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Yeah, now let’s get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

I've got to get out of this rut and back in the groove.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Life TV/Movie Quotes

I want a world where Frank junior and all the Frank juniors can sit under a shady tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

All these guys with six pack abs, and I'm the only one with a keg.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Appearance Body TV/Movie Quotes

That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults Stupidity TV/Movie Quotes

In a pig’s dye.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

A jester unemployed is nobody’s fool.

(1913 – 1987) American actor, singer, dancer & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes