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Poor Emily. It’s so sad that she mixed drugs and alcohol and spent the night with you… when most people only die.

Marilu Henner

(1952 – ) American actress, producer, radio host, & author

How’s a beer sound, Norm?
I dunno, I usually finish them before they get a word in.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

George Peppard

(1928 – 1994) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Thomas Banacek in “Banacek”

Wild hornets couldn’t drag me there.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Horses

Woody: What do you say to a cold one, Norm?
Norm: See you later, Vera [his wife]; I’m going to Cheers.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

First reporter: Say, do you know anything about electricity?
S.B. Bellows: My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at State Prison.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As S.B. Bellows in “The Big Broadcast of 1938”

Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.

Nick Offerman

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter

Activities TV/Movie Quotes As Ron Swanson in “Parks and Recreation” Fishing

What’s the point of having children if you can’t buy their love?

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Children Emotions Family Love TV/Movie Quotes

Spontanooity

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Spontaneity

Edward Lewis: You can’t charge me for directions!
Vivian: I can do anything I want to baby, I ain’t lost.

Julia Roberts

(1967 – ) American actress & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Vivian Ward in “Pretty Woman”

[to Sam] When I and everyone else in the world say I love you, we are opening up the very core of our being. When you say it, you’re just clearing your throat.

Shelley Long

(1949 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”

The guy I fell in love with had an easy going spirit with a fast car; but he wouldn't marry me, so I ended up with you.

Katey Sagal

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter

Marriage TV/Movie Quotes As Peg Bundy in “Married With Children”

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Conflict Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes War Appetite Destruction Sandwich

You male corpses are all alike; never a thought for the woman who spent her life getting you into that grave.

Katey Sagal

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter

Men TV/Movie Quotes As Peg Bundy in “Married With Children”

Ed, have you noticed that the older you get, the younger your girlfriends get? Soon you’ll be dating sperm.

Billy Crystal

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director

Dating Relationships TV/Movie Quotes As Mitch Robbins in “City Slickers”

What is this? … A center for ants? … (points to a scale model of the new library) How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read… if they can’t even fit inside the building?

Ben Stiller

(1965 – ) American actor, comedian, screenwriter, director & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Derek “Zoolander” who doesn’t understand the concept of a scale model

I don’t want you going to jail, Archie… you never could get used to a strange bathroom.

Jean Stapleton

(1923 – 2013) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family” Jail

What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports’s is a-goin’ on here?! I hired you boys to lay a little track… not to dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

Slim Pickens

(1919 – 1983) American rodeo performer & actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Taggart in “Blazing Saddles”

Jim: Yeah, I did some drugs, though probably not as many as you think. How many drugs do you think I did?
Elaine Nardo: A lot.
Jim: Wow! Right on the nose!

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

Activities Drugs TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

Serge: I hope you will be alone.
Lady Lou: So do I, warm, dark, and handsome.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

TV/Movie Quotes As Lady Lou in “She Done Him Wrong”

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 60)

Poor Emily. It’s so sad that she mixed drugs and alcohol and spent the night with you… when most people only die.

How’s a beer sound, Norm?
I dunno, I usually finish them before they get a word in.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

Wild hornets couldn’t drag me there.

Woody: What do you say to a cold one, Norm?
Norm: See you later, Vera [his wife]; I’m going to Cheers.

First reporter: Say, do you know anything about electricity?
S.B. Bellows: My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at State Prison.

Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.

What’s the point of having children if you can’t buy their love?

Spontanooity

Edward Lewis: You can’t charge me for directions!
Vivian: I can do anything I want to baby, I ain’t lost.

[to Sam] When I and everyone else in the world say I love you, we are opening up the very core of our being. When you say it, you’re just clearing your throat.

The guy I fell in love with had an easy going spirit with a fast car; but he wouldn't marry me, so I ended up with you.

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

You male corpses are all alike; never a thought for the woman who spent her life getting you into that grave.

Ed, have you noticed that the older you get, the younger your girlfriends get? Soon you’ll be dating sperm.

What is this? … A center for ants? … (points to a scale model of the new library) How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read… if they can’t even fit inside the building?

I don’t want you going to jail, Archie… you never could get used to a strange bathroom.

What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports’s is a-goin’ on here?! I hired you boys to lay a little track… not to dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

Jim: Yeah, I did some drugs, though probably not as many as you think. How many drugs do you think I did?
Elaine Nardo: A lot.
Jim: Wow! Right on the nose!

Serge: I hope you will be alone.
Lady Lou: So do I, warm, dark, and handsome.

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key.