Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 64)

President Bush and the Indian prime minister agreed Thursday on a landmark nuclear energy agreement in which the U.S. would share its nuclear know-how and fuel with India. And, in exchange, India would take all our jobs.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
Places TV/Movie Quotes

That poor girl… Lurch, was she in there before you baked?

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Penny: Howard, cow tipping – real or not?

Howard: I’m going to say not. That’s just based on me trying to roll my mom over when she’s snoring.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

If everything is good in the henhouse, you see don’t have to go out for eggs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Woman: What kind of powder does your mommy use?

Wednesday: Baking powder.

Woman: I mean on her face.

Wednesday: Baking powder.

(1958 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Elwood: Eh… what kind of music do you usually have here?

Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.

(1941 – ) American actress
Entertainment Music TV/Movie Quotes

Bud, don't be jealous, you're both of our children. It's just that Kelly's our favorite now.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Children TV/Movie Quotes

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

Goldarn it, Mr Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

(1919 – 1983) American rodeo performer & actor
Speech TV/Movie Quotes

Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can’t come.

(1952 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Time to cleanse my palette – I’m gonna get a beer.

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian
Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: Beer, Normie?

Norm: Coach: I don’t know. I’ll have one next week… what the heck, I’m young.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Dr. Arthur Harmon: [Looking at Maude’s black eye] If the Our Gang” comedies ever come back, you could be the dog.

Maude: And if Mister Ed ever comes back, there’d be a part for you. I’m not talking about the part that talks.

(1922 – 2009) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

In health news, scientists have announced the invention of a women’s condom; it works by fitting snugly over a woman’s wine glass.

(1953 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.

cartoon character in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (Kathleen Turner)
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

You can’t fool me! There ain’t no Sanity Clause!

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers
TV/Movie Quotes

The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.

(1938 – ) American actor
Boxing Sports TV/Movie Quotes

This bear was six foot seven in his stocking feet and had shoes on.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Animals TV/Movie Quotes

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you… he really is an idiot.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Mary: Could the reason you can’t find a guy is because you’re letting them ride the rollercoaster without buying a ticket?

Penny: Oh, they don’t always get to ride the roller coaster. Sometimes they only get to spin the teacups.

(1985 – ) American actress
Sex TV/Movie Quotes