Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 74)

Prosecutor: Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?
Dr. Stone: I’m sorry, I don’t do impressions… my training is in psychiatry.

(1932 – 2005) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Life TV/Movie Quotes

You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.

(1961 – ) American actor, director, producer & screenwriter
Stupidity TV/Movie Quotes

Woody: What’s a Freudian Slip?

Cliff: That’s when you say one thing when you’re actually thinking about a mother.

(1947 – ) American actor & entrepreneur
TV/Movie Quotes

Looks like the cows have come home to roost.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

[breaks wind at a dinner] Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Rachel: Ok, Joey, we’ll do it one more time. Don’t forget the rules – heads I win, tails you lose.

Joey: Just flip the coin!

(1967 – ) American actor & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Agatha Sousé: Don’t you dare strike that child!

Sousé: She’s not gonna tell me I don’t love her.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Norm: I want something light and cold.

Carla: Sorry, it’s Diane’s day off.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ll see you at the opera tonight. I’ll hold your seat till you get there. After you get there you’re on your own.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

If ignorance is bliss, this is Eden.

(1949 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

George: I don’t like when a woman says, “Make love to me.” It’s intimidating. The last time a woman said that to me, I wound up apologizing to her.

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

TV/Movie Quotes

NO! I will not have sex for money! I only have sex for jewels, furs, or mixed securities, like a lady.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Peggy: I want sex.

Al: So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it.

(1946 – ) American actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Boris: If, by some mistake, I’m not killed tomorrow, would you marry me?

Sonja: What do you think the odds are?

1946 – ) American film actress, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

If God didn't want me to eat chicken in church, then he would have made gluttony a sin.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

I’d horsewhip you if I had a horse.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

[to a waitress in a bar] Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until someone passes out… and then bring one every ten minutes.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian – or Christ, for short.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs Religion TV/Movie Quotes