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Can’t act. Slightly bald. Also dances.

Reviews/Criticism

Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer. 

Beer Food/Drink

Statesman: An ex-politician who has mastered the art of holding his tongue.

Communication Definitions Politicians Speech

… on hollowed ground

Malaprops

Troops: Expendable bodies sent by the government to stop bullets during obscure foreign uprisings.

Definitions Military

Kleptomaniac: A thief with breeding.

Definitions

“Whenever I put on my scuba gear, I get pins and needles,” said Tom divertingly.

Tom Swifties

Thanks: A down payment on the next favor.

Definitions

As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Animals Appearance Dogs Expressions Ugly

Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.

Definitions

Dieting: The triumph of mind over platter.

Definitions

“I can see you,” peeped Tom with his hands over his eyes.

Tom Swifties

Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Work

Analysis: An excuse to take something to pieces to see how it works.

Definitions

The future of the church depends on passing the torch to the next generation.

Mixed metaphors

The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.

Situations Sleep

I look like I was sent for and couldn’t go.

Appearance

Kiss: What the child gets free, the young man steals, and the old man buys.

Definitions

We'll be there until the fat lady freezes over.

Mixed metaphors

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.

America Food/Drink Places

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

Autos Intelligence Stupidity Things