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Seamstress: 250 pounds in a size 6.

Appearance Definitions Fat

“Get out of here!” said Tom believingly.

Tom Swifties

Harpist: A plucky musician.

Definitions Entertainment Music Wordplay

Dieting is not a piece of cake.

Food/Drink

Bugs: Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls.

Animals Definitions

Yodeling: Slope opera.

Definitions Wordplay

Barber: The town cutup.

Definitions Wordplay

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

Beliefs Expressions Honesty

“I’m going to get a hair transplant,” said Tom baldly.

Tom Swifties

Ambulance: A vehicle used to show lawyers where the accident is.

Definitions

Does a fat boy like cake.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Cat: A lap warmer with a built-in buzzer.

Animals Cats Definitions

Acupuncture: Waiting for a cure on pins and needles.

Miscellaneous

“I wouldn’t mind going with you to the tennis match,” she said gamely.

Tom Swifties

It could turn on a dime like a stallion.

Mixed metaphors

Stroke-Of-Luck: Hole-in-One.

Definitions Golf Sports

“I shall see to it well in advance,” said Tom tenderly.

Tom Swifties

“We’d like a table for two,” said Tom without reservation.

Tom Swifties

She has extra-century perception.

Malaprops

Foosball: A combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

Activities Definitions

He's not the brightest cookie in the lamp.

Mixed metaphors