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“I can see through the window,” said Tom stiltedly.

Tom Swifties

“What’s the value of a dollar bill?” asked Tom noteworthily.

Tom Swifties

Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.

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Father’s Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

Children Definitions Family Food/Drink

Tricycle: A tot rod.

Definitions

Court Of Law: A place where a suit is pressed and a man maybe taken to the cleaners.

Definitions Law

It's as American as killing two birds with one apple pie.

Mixed metaphors

Off the cuff of my head.

Mixed metaphors

A sound mind and a sound body go hand in hand.

Mixed metaphors

Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of.

Definitions Money Past Time

To the max degree

Mixed metaphors

Family Swimming Pool: A small body of water completely surrounded by other people’s children.

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Grass: The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden.

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“I have to check the score on this exam again,” Tom remarked.

Tom Swifties

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

We may never know exactly how much others know about us, but we can always suspect it.

People Self

He’s a wolf in cheap clothing.

Malaprops

It’s like pulling the teeth from a hen.

Mixed metaphors

Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

Books Communication

“Another work week begins,” said Tom mundanely.

Tom Swifties

Cemetery: An isolated spot, usually in a suburb, where mourners swap lies.

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