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That man is a real charmer, a regular Don Coyote.

Malaprops People

Garage: Something usually built with a house attached.

Definitions

Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.

Children Expressions Family

An injured friend of his was going to receive back pay radioactively.

Malaprops Money Time

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

“It’s not a candy mint, it’s a breath mint”, Tom asserted.

Tom Swifties

What’s needed in government is more horse sense and less nonsense.

Government

A well-adjusted man is one who can play golf as if it were a game.

Golf Sports

The crust of the problem

Malaprops

Aren't you ever tired of having yourself around?

Insults

“I have a gift for you,” said Tom presently.

Tom Swifties

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Appearance Body Language

Ventriloquist: A man who never speaks for himself.

Communication Definitions Speech

Isn't it nice to not have to look over our backs anymore?

Mixed metaphors

“My pencil is blunt,” said Tom pointlessly.

Tom Swifties

Some people sail through life on a bed of roses like a knife slicing through butter.

Mixed metaphors

Dictatorship: A place where public opinion can’t even be expressed privately.

Definitions Government

Paradox: Two physicians.

Definitions Doctors Wordplay

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Communication Education Learning Speech

She makes pancakes so thin they’ve got just one side to them.

Expressions Food/Drink Frugal Money

“Where shall I plant these water lilies?” Tom pondered.

Tom Swifties