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It’s all water under the hatchet.

Mixed metaphors

“I can talk faster than you,” Tom expressed.

Tom Swifties

There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.

Communication Health Language

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

Situations

You’d be a overweight neurotic fighter too if your name was Shirley Crabtree.

Sports

Dog: The only friend you can buy for money.

Animals Definitions Dogs

Lawyer: Men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers.

Definitions Lawyers

Etiquette: Learning to yawn with your mouth closed.

Definitions

“Use your own toothbrush!” Tom bristled.

Tom Swifties

Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.

Work

He knew how to butter his nest.

Mixed metaphors

We’re on the same page length.

Mixed metaphors

“It’s a German song,” Tom lied.

Tom Swifties

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners.

Definitions

“I’ve gained thirty pounds,” said Tom heavily.

Tom Swifties

I'll bet she has her clothes made by Orville, the tent maker.

Malaprops

Gold Digger: A fund-loving girl.

Definitions

Racehorse: A barn athlete.

Animals Definitions Wordplay

Business Lunch: Lunch.

Definitions Food/Drink

“Nay!” said Tom hoarsely.

Tom Swifties

“I haven’t had any tooth decay yet,” said Tom precariously.

Tom Swifties