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Get the kinks rolling

Mixed metaphors

They'll never buy the cow if they can get the eggs for free.

Mixed metaphors

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Appearance Body Characteristics

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.

Definitions

Busier than a moth in a mitten!

Expressions Situations

Budget: An attempt to live below your yearnings.

Definitions

He's grinning like a possum eating a persimmon.

Appearance Expressions

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Government Intelligence Law

You can’t go in there cold turkey with egg on your face.

Mixed metaphors

“Now no-one can detect my halitosis,” said Tom breathlessly.

Tom Swifties

Zipping one’s lips and throwing away the key

Mixed metaphors

Contraceptives: What Protestants use on all conceivable occasions.

Definitions

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Alcohol Food/Drink

A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.

Expressions

“It only looks like cocaine,” Tom snorted.

Tom Swifties

Don't do the crime if you can't get out the kitchen.

Mixed metaphors

He's trying to gain a foothold in the public eye.

Mixed metaphors

It certainly wipes the floor with your usual commemorative tea towels.

Mixed metaphors

I don't want to hold an open manhole over your head.

Mixed metaphors

Fettuccine Alfredo: Macaroni and cheese for adults.

Cooking Definitions Food/Drink