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Cleavage: Something which excites disapproval in everyone but the audience.

Body Definitions

Forty: The most difficult age for a woman to pass; it often takes years.

Age Definitions

The mosquitoes in Louisiana are so big, they can stand flat foot and screw a chicken!

Animals Exaggerations

Keep your ear to the grapevine.

Mixed metaphors

Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.

Mixed metaphors

Bank Robber: A guy who gets alarmed easily.

Definitions

Cemetery: A place people are dying to get into.

Definitions

Cute as a duck in a hat.

Expressions

Bad Driver: The person you run into.

Autos Definitions Things

“I’ve thought of another exception,” Tom rebutted.

Tom Swifties

Conference: An organized way of postponing a decision.

Definitions

Silence: Having nothing to say and saying it.

Communication Definitions Situations Speech

You’re the sort of person Dr. Spooner would have called a shining wit!

Insults

Puttering: Woman’s word for man’s work.

Definitions

“Get out of here!” said Tom believingly.

Tom Swifties

Life: A breathing spell.

Definitions Life

Selfishness: A state of mine.

Definitions

“Damn it, look at the camera!” Tom snapped.

Tom Swifties

Sleet: A slipcover.

Definitions Science/Weather

“This fabric is not good enough to make a bolero,” said Tom unravellingly.

Tom Swifties

It's a long road to hoe

Malaprops