Author: Unknown

This is a race where you can turn a corner, and then there’ll be another team right there breathing down your throat.

Mixed metaphors

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Communication Language Wordplay

I’ve Got You on My Conscience But At Least You’re Off My Back

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He’s going to look them over with a 10-foot pole.

Mixed metaphors

Black Eyed Susan Brown

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Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door

Song Titles

… the only California houses on the market for less than a million dollars are those on fire… these generally go for six hundred thousand.

Money Places

I feel the comparison paints the city in a bad light.

Mixed metaphors

I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You

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Rugby League is war without the frills.

Conflict Sports

I could hear the handwriting on the wall.

Mixed metaphors

K-Mart Blue Light Special

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Heart diseases are yet another health care headache.

Mixed metaphors

Unless somebody can pull a miracle out of the fire, they are cruising into the semi-final.

Mixed metaphors

Hold On To Your Men ‘Cause She’s Single Again

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People tell me one thing one day and out the other.

Mixed metaphors

She’s Lookin’ Better After Every Beer.

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…a seething volcano, nine tenths submerged in the melting pot which one day will explode beneath our feet like a boomerang to engulf us all in a whirlwind of dragon's teeth. It will be too late to close the stable-door.

Mixed metaphors

The promise of the world’s first low-carbon Olympic flame has gone up in smoke.

Mixed metaphors

I’m Havin’ Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon

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I don’t know whether to wind the watch or to bark at the moon.

Mixed metaphors