Author: Unknown

This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really

Colemanballs

I Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

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I Was Watching a Man Paint a Fence

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I wasn't living under my parents' house anymore.

Mixed metaphors

Peekin’ In the Knothole In Grandma’s Wooden Leg

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Our methodology isn't cast in stone.

Mixed metaphors

If I Were In Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back To Me

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I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

Mixed metaphors

The deal fell through, so they're back to ground zero.

Mixed metaphors

It's six, or one and a half dozen of the other.

Mixed metaphors

Our old car bought the dirt.

Mixed metaphors

She’s come out of this one looking like a rose.

Mixed metaphors

Cow Imagination

Miscellaneous

That's the nail that broke the coffin's back.

Mixed metaphors

The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.

Mixed metaphors

Whoever put the letter ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back.

Communication Language

I will miss seeing him around the shoehorn.

Mixed metaphors

Just then, the fickle finger of fate reared its ugly head.

Mixed metaphors

They don't know yet whether that played a factor in the accident.

Mixed metaphors

Heart diseases are yet another health care headache.

Mixed metaphors

He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)

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