Author: Unknown

If I Were In Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back To Me

Song Titles

He’s not the sharpest marble in the drawer.

Mixed metaphors

‘I am’ is the shortest sentence in the English Language; ‘I do’ is the longest.

Marriage

I Sent Her Artificial Flowers For Her Artificial Love

Song Titles

Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike

Book Titles

Occasional Wife

Song Titles

You Done Me Wrong, But at Least You Done Me!

Song Titles

The early bird gets the wormy apple.

Mixed metaphors

I Got The Hungries For Your Love, And I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line

Song Titles

It Don’t Feel Like Sinnin’ To Me

Song Titles

That's grabbing the bull by the horns of a dilemma.

Mixed metaphors

They don't know yet whether that played a factor in the accident.

Mixed metaphors

The horses of Australia’s snowy mountains once served to harness the identity of a nation emerging from colonial rule.

Mixed metaphors

… her last day as an eagle… flying off to greener pastures…

Mixed metaphors

I don’t think they want to bite off that bullet.

Mixed metaphors

Cow Cow Strut

Song Titles

I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.

Mixed metaphors

If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure

Song Titles

When you put your best foot forward, it rubs off on someone.

Mixed metaphors

There wasn’t a dry tear in the place.

Mixed metaphors

I thought it might be a good idea for you to check base with him.

Mixed metaphors