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Author: Unknown Page 11
I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
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Song Titles
Written by Byron Gallimore / Don Pfrimmer / William Shore
You’d Think My Bed Was A Bus Stop, The Way You Come And Go
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Song Titles
I was the mother hen to all these little ducks.
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Mixed metaphors
I'm so busy, I don't know whether I'm coming or not.
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Mixed metaphors
I'm no Monday morning shortstop.
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Mixed metaphors
Pardon Me, I’ve Been Pardoned
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Song Titles
Written by Michael Manuel
I Don’t Do Floors
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Song Titles
Written by Don Cook & Charles Victor Rains
Who’s Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I’m Dead And Gone?
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Song Titles
If Money Talks, It Ain’t On Speaking Terms with Me
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Song Titles
Written by J. Fred Helf
I don’t think we should jump at straws here.
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Mixed metaphors
I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.
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Colemanballs
I think we got on like a house gathering no moss.
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Mixed metaphors
I Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
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Song Titles
You Done My Brain In
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Song Titles
Written by Neil James Innes
While we are ingesting the author's valuable insights, we may also be swallowing his blind spots.
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Mixed metaphors
If they do that, they might as well take the open door policy and throw it right out the window!
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Mixed metaphors
Hardening and Tempering Engineers’ Tools
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Book Titles
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You Can't Haul a U-Haul Into Heaven
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Song Titles
Written by Clark / Mac / Northrup
I’m Quittin’ Wild Turkey Cold Turkey
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Song Titles
I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight
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Song Titles
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
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Mixed metaphors
Necessity
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