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Author: Unknown Page 11
Get in the boat and swim or get out.
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Mixed metaphors
I can see the light at the end of the rainbow.
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Mixed metaphors
How would I feel if I were sitting in your shoes?
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Mixed metaphors
I'm no Monday morning shortstop.
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Mixed metaphors
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
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Paper
Verbal contract
Lightbulb Hat
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Song Titles
Written by Peter & Louise Berryman
I Don’t Care If It Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin’ on the Dashboard of My Car
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Song Titles
Written by Ernie Marrs
(I Keep) Throwing Good Love After Bad
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Miscellaneous
Written by Dale Siegenthaler & Bob Warren
That's grabbing the bull by the horns of a dilemma.
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Mixed metaphors
I wanted to come out of the chute on the right foot.
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Mixed metaphors
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a duck.
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Mixed metaphors
I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?
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Miscellaneous
Song Titles
I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.
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Mixed metaphors
We had some hiccups in the road.
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Mixed metaphors
Like a chicken with its hat off.
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Mixed metaphors
You Done My Brain In
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Song Titles
Written by Neil James Innes
Hardening and Tempering Engineers’ Tools
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Occupations
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Cow Imagination
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Miscellaneous
Written by Peter & Louise Berryman
I smell a rat… but I'll nip him in the bud.
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Mixed metaphors
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
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Marriage
Romance
I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You
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Song Titles
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