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He's cooking his goose deeper and deeper.

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Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart

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I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

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Not the brightest bulb in the drawer.

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I’m Still Missing You… But My Aim Is Improving

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How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?

Situations Things

I don’t know whether to wind the watch or to bark at the moon.

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What goes around, stays in Vegas.

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Here's Louie with the Sports

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I've got an ace up my nose.

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I don’t think they want to bite off that bullet.

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Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Marriage

We need to look at it before the other eyes set foot on it.

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Party at the Prune Farm

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I smell a rat… but I'll nip him in the bud.

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We’ll cross that bear when we get to it.

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I’m Old Enough to Know Better But I’m Still Too Young to Care

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They cut into a water main, and it was gushing like a mountain.

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He’s going to look them over with a 10-foot pole.

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(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now

Sports

If they do that, they might as well take the open door policy and throw it right out the window!

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