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I Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

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Don’t Let That Doorknob Hit You (on the Way Out)

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Hog Sloppin’ Time in the Hollow

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Thanks To The Cathouse, I’m In The Doghouse With You

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I wanted to come out of the chute on the right foot.

Mixed metaphors

That's the one that really swayed me over.

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Now I'm going to tell you something that'll really throw a kink in the wrench.

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I'm no Monday morning shortstop.

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You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD

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I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left

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I Was Watching a Man Paint a Fence

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And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal.

Misspokements Sports

Lightbulb Hat

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I’m Not Married But The Wife Is

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If Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

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I’m between a rock and the frying pan.

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Hardening and Tempering Engineers’ Tools

Book Titles Occupations Work

When you put your best foot forward, it rubs off on someone.

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I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You

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If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It)

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A face like a wedding cake left out in the rain.

Appearance People