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He'll argue until the cat turns blue.

Mixed metaphors

Unless somebody can pull a miracle out of the fire, they are cruising into the semi-final.

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Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike

Book Titles

Who’s Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I’m Dead And Gone?

Song Titles

This so-called water feature will literally be a drain on the resources of the Royal Parks Agency for years to come.

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Sometimes I feel like I'm swimming uphill against the grain.

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I Fell For Her, She Fell For Him, And He Fell For Me

Song Titles

… if the child was misbehaving, that's one thing, but if her parents were encouraging her, that's a whole new ballpark…

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The horses of Australia’s snowy mountains once served to harness the identity of a nation emerging from colonial rule.

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She’s come out of this one looking like a rose.

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I was so excited my heart about fell out of my stomach!

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I’m between a rock and the frying pan.

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Don't take any wooden Indians.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it."

Government Politics

I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.

Colemanballs

It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and stare at the cart girl's tits all day if you are performing brain surgery.

Golf Occupations Sports Work

I Don’t Do Floors

Song Titles

You Done Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often

Song Titles

I was the mother hen to all these little ducks.

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I could see you itching at the bit.

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I didn't have two minutes to rub together.

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