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I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

Mixed metaphors

If You Can’t Be Good, Be Bad With Me

Song Titles

You Can’t Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play

Song Titles

Now I'm going to tell you something that'll really throw a kink in the wrench.

Mixed metaphors

Legendary Chicken Fairy

Song Titles

There are things that will really sink home with you.

Mixed metaphors

(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now

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I'm no Monday morning shortstop.

Mixed metaphors

I don't mind the title fight going out at three in the morning. Everyone in Glasgow fights at three in the morning.

Boxing Sports

Nashville Rash

Song Titles

You Stuck My Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

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Like a chicken with its hat off.

Mixed metaphors

I feel like a bridegroom waiting at the altar for a blind date.

Mixed metaphors

I will miss seeing him around the shoehorn.

Mixed metaphors

The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.

Mixed metaphors

It Took A Helluva Man To Take My Anne, But It Sure Didn’t Take Him Long

Song Titles

I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.

Mixed metaphors

Don't burn your bridges till you come to them.

Mixed metaphors

Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love

Song Titles

Whoever put the letter ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back.

Communication Language

Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

Hockey Sports