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Where do you draw the line? … Everything has to have been drawn originally.

Mixed metaphors

I have been torn betwixt and between the devil and the deep blue sea.

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Our old car bought the dirt.

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I’m Drinkin’ Christmas Dinner (All Alone This Year)

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I’m Old Enough to Know Better But I’m Still Too Young to Care

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I Fell For Her, She Fell For Him, And He Fell For Me

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I don't mind the title fight going out at three in the morning. Everyone in Glasgow fights at three in the morning.

Boxing Sports

K-Mart Blue Light Special

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Cupid's Trash Truck

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Cow Cow Blues

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We are rolling out fresh fruit in primary schools.

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That's grabbing the bull by the horns of a dilemma.

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I'm not trying to poke holes at anybody.

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He wanted to get out from under his father's coat strings.

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… her last day as an eagle… flying off to greener pastures…

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She’s come out of this one looking like a rose.

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I’ll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him

Song Titles

The Resistance of Piles to Penetration

Book Titles Health

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Problems Sports

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating. 

Hockey Sports

… the Holy Land of Israel – a mecca for tourists.

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