Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 2

No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People Situations

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Honesty

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems Situations

Everything takes longer than you expect — even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations Time

It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being rediscovered with great excitement.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Men People Women

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Health Life

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems

Where would I be without my sense of direction.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Language People Self

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations Time Work

What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Government Law Lawyers

If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Family

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions People

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations Time

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Honesty Lies Truth

I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics

My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life

Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Death Education School

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Communication Dance Speech

I’ve lost my will to suffer.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions

Sometimes I wish I could do at least one thing at a time.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Work

Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Intelligence Wisdom