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Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 2
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions
People
Humor
The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Government
Law
Guilt
Innocence
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need — tremendous self control.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions
Situations
Self control
If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Beliefs
Characteristics
Opinion
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Doing things
Maybe I’m lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Science/Weather
Situations
Directions
Speed
It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Situations
Behavior
Society
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People
Self
Purpose
Warnings
Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities
Games
Life
The Score
I will always love the false image I had of you.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults
The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life
People
Progress
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People
Self
Situations
Instead of past, present, and future, I’d prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Miscellaneous
Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Death
Education
School
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Time
Day
If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Communication
Conversation
Speech
Listening
I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Habits
It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being rediscovered with great excitement.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Men
People
Women
Sometimes I need what only you can provide — your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Absence
I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults
Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Self
Time
Punctuality
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