Author: Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Everything comes to him who waits… except a loaned book.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it’s just that it can’t buzz any slower.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Kindness goes a long ways lots o' times when it ought t' stay at home.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The feller that calls you "Brother" generally wants something that don't belong to him.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
No one needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
It ain't no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The man who says "I may be wrong, but… " does not believe there can be any such possibility.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
If [the weather] didn’t change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn’t start a conversation.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist