Author: Terry Pratchett

Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally evil, but by people being fundamentally people.

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Characteristics History Time

Thud!

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Book Titles

He] had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.

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Intelligence Mind

A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what the size of the onion, the dish or the woman.

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Food/Drink

Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.

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Science/Weather

If life was a party, he wasn’t even in the kitchen.

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Insults Life

I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s evidence of any thinking going on inside it.

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Intelligence Thinking

Gods like to see an atheist around… gives them something to aim at.

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Beliefs God

‘Pessimist’ is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is.

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Communication Language Life

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate.

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Fools Intelligence Stupidity

The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to take the citadel; this is essentially the basis of all military thinking.

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Conflict Government Military War

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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Intelligence Stupidity

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

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Communication Conflict Reading/Writing

It’s the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.

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Sex

This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.

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Life

Don’t think of it as dying; just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.

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Death

Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.

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Characteristics

The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

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Characteristics Honesty Intelligence Truth

What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: “Why is it so dark in here?”

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Miscellaneous

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

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Intelligence People Things

In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.

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Places Time