Keyword: Good

Wickedness is always easier than virtue; for it takes the short cut to everything.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer
Characteristics

To enjoy a good reputation give publicly, and steal privately.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Characteristics

I’m not good and tired, just tired.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Characteristics

So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.

Miscellaneous

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Children Family People Women

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Characteristics

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor
Characteristics

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.

(1953 – ) Canadian actor & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

In a social situation, the most difficult thing to do is usually the right thing to do.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for it.

(1891 – 1974) 14th U.S. Chief Justice & politician
Problems Situations

Many a good egg ends up getting beaten.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Characteristics

You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics Misspokements Speech

Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.

(1880 – ?) American author
Characteristics Lies

You’re only has good as your last haircut.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Appearance

Ain't that the berries!

Miscellaneous

Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty

Miscellaneous

She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.

Miscellaneous

Look at him (Bobby Richardson) – he doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke, he doesn’t chew, he doesn’t stay out late, and he still can’t hit .250.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Characteristics Sports

I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Characteristics Money Wealth

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

(1939 – ) American television host, producer & author
Characteristics Life

This is gooder'n grits.

Miscellaneous