Keyword: Trouble (Page 2)

Now I don’t have to tell you good folks what’s been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast – I’m leaving.

(1916 –1976) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

The number one thing about trouble is… don't get into more.

American professional golfer
Golf Problems Sports

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

Communication Insults Murphy’s Laws

The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is.

1867 – 1931) English novelist
Failure Problems

This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Life

Up the creek without a saddle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Situations

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.

Husbands Marriage

Trouble strikes in series of threes, but when working around the house the next job after a series of three is not the fourth job – it's the start of a brand new series of three.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Work

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.

(1907 – 1989) American writer
Beliefs Computers God Things

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Problems Situations

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.


Memory Murphy’s Laws People Problems Situations

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Characteristics Problems

When your head is in the bear's mouth, it is not the time to be smacking him on the nose.

Communication Problems