Subject: Beliefs » Honesty » Lies

I will make a bargain with the Republicans; if they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

History is a pack of lies we play on the dead.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.

(1912 – 2003) American sports writer

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Flattery is the sincerest form of lying.

A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.

(1918 - 2002) American author

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Actions lie louder than words.

(1966 – ) American magazine editor

Celebrities are invariably celebrity-mad, just as liars always believe liars.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

White Lie: Aversion of the truth.

There are two kinds of truth: there are real truths, and there are made up truths.

(1936 – ) American politician, Mayor of Washington, D.C.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation; among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

A witness shall not bear falsies against thy neighbor.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He will even tell a lie when it is not convenient to.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

Every word she writes is a lie, including "and" and "the."

(1912 – 1989) author, critic & political activist

Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

The tombstone is about the only thing that can stand upright and lie on its face at the same time.

(1880 – ?) American author

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.