Subject: Beliefs » Honesty » Lies (Page 3)

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Liars get caught by the tale.

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

White Lie: Aversion of the truth.

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart. and cannot make a good soup.

(1770 – 1827) German composer & pianist

Parents are embarrassed when their children tell lies, and even more embarrassed when they tell the truth.

Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian

These days, the only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other a liar.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Every word she writes is a lie, including "and" and "the."

(1912 – 1989) author, critic & political activist

Beneath this smooth stone by the bone of his bone – Sleeps Master John Gill; – By lies when alive this attorney did thrive, – And now that he's dead he lies still.

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist

I Will Respect Your Opinion As Soon As You Stop Making Shit Up!

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, "Have you read…"

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

He is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar…. he's one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

Actions lie louder than words.

(1966 – ) American magazine editor

I will make a bargain with the Republicans; if they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.

(1918 - 2002) American author

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

MSI Owner Denies Lying, Admits Not Telling Truth

Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one’s country.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist