Subject: Conflict » War

Incoming fire has the right of way.

War is God's way of teaching us geography.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals; she thought we just fought in world war eleven.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

People don’t start wars, governments do.

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.

(1899 – 1985) US author & humorist

War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford.

(1906 – 1975) German-born American political theorist

Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense

God is usually on the side of the big squadrons against the small.

(1618 – 1693) French memoirist

Claim victory and retreat.

The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.

(1921 – 2003) American editorial cartoonist

At this point we should just make it the 51st state: Welcome to Iraqachusetts: live free and die.

(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor, director & author

All humor is based on hostility – that’s why World War II was funny.

(1927 – ) playwright & screenwriter

Desert combat?… I can't even stand the walk back from the beach to the car.

comedian, television host & actor

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Do not needlessly endanger your lives until I give you the signal.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General

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