Subject: Entertainment » Film

I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way any more… they leave it on the dresser.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

[Caddyshack] was a six-million-dollar scholarship to film school.

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer

I know what the public want because I am one of them.

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul

There's no thief like a bad movie.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist

An actor enters through a door, you've got nothing; but if he enters through a window, you've got a situation.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

I Could Never Have Sex With Any Man Who Has So Little Regard For My Husband

(1936 – ) American author, screenwriter, journalist & playwright

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

I saw a poster for Mission Impossible III the other day. I thought: It’s not impossible if he’s already done it twice.

(1980 – ) English comedian & novelist

[The First Wives Club] had strong American values: divorce, alcoholism, plastic surgery and revenge.

(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don’t want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab… the movie cost me $95.00.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over?… movie day

(1970 – ) American actor, producer & stand up comedian

An actor enters through a door, you've got nothing; but if he enters through a window, you've got a situation.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

If you were forced to read the book in high school, you’ll probably hate the movie too.

Popcorn is the last area of the movie business where good taste is still a concern.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer

Remember the good old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob Schneider movie?

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

We are paid to have dirty minds.

(1903 – 1986) American film censor

Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip

What do you want me to do … stop shooting now and release it as The Five Commandments?

(1881 – 1959) American film director & producer