Subject: Entertainment » Film

No, no… Jimmy Stewart for governor… Ronald Reagan for his best friend.

(1892 – 1978) Canadian-American film producer (Warner Brothers)

It would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic.

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and on airplanes, because no one can leave.

(1936 – 2018) American actor

Popcorn is the last area of the movie business where good taste is still a concern.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer

Give them pleasure – the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Good producers are as rare as rocking horse doo-doo.

(1948 – ) English film director

Blondes make the best victims; they're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

A movie is never any better than the stupidest man connected with it.

(1894 – 1964) American screenwriter, director, producer, playwright & novelist

If you were forced to read the book in high school, you’ll probably hate the movie too.

Only twelve disciples? … Didn't I tell you I want this thing to be big, big, big!

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Inviting her to review one of your pictures is like inviting the Boston Strangler to massage your neck.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

I Could Never Have Sex With Any Man Who Has So Little Regard For My Husband

(1936 – ) American author, screenwriter, journalist & playwright

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over?… movie day

(1970 – ) American actor, producer & stand up comedian

Shoot a few scenes out of focus; I want to win the foreign film award.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch; maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign me for the silent movies.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes.

(David John Moore Cornwell) (1931 – ) British author