Subject: Entertainment » Film

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor

Gone With the Wind is going to be the biggest flop in Hollywood history; I'm just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who's falling flat on his face and not Gary Cooper.

(1901 – 1961) film actor

The only part I believed was at the end of the movie when she wouldn't move her ass over and let him on the raft with her.

(1960 – ) American stand-up comedian & writer

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

(1932 – 2011) British-American actress

There's no thief like a bad movie.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist

A movie is never any better than the stupidest man connected with it.

(1894 – 1964) American screenwriter, director, producer, playwright & novelist

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

An actor enters through a door, you've got nothing; but if he enters through a window, you've got a situation.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

Give them pleasure – the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

[The First Wives Club] had strong American values: divorce, alcoholism, plastic surgery and revenge.

(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian

I got tired of calling the movies to listen to what is playing so I bought the album.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

I Could Never Have Sex With Any Man Who Has So Little Regard For My Husband

(1936 – ) American author, screenwriter, journalist & playwright

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

(1955 – ) English actor

I’d rather be Frank Capra than God… if there is a Frank Capra.

(1912 – 1999) American writer and director of plays & films

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Never argue with a man who is shorter than his Oscar.

(1928 – 2009) American television writer, playwright, screenwriter & author

The trouble with this business is that the stars keep ninety per cent of my money.

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
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