Subject: Proverbs

Proverbs:

Short sayings that express a simple truth based on experience or common sense and often offer practical advice. Here are some humorous ones.

The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.

Proverbs

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

Age Proverbs Young

Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.

Proverbs

No physician is really good before he has killed one or two patients.

Doctors Health Proverbs

People living in glass houses should not!

People Proverbs

We grow too soon old and too late smart.

Age Old Proverbs Wisdom

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Animals Characteristics Proverbs

A lean agreement is better than a fat lawsuit.

Proverbs

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

Proverbs Situations

Don't stand behind a coughing cow.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do.

Proverbs

A good husband is healthy and absent.

Husbands Marriage Proverbs

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Proverbs Situations

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.

Beliefs Honesty Proverbs Truth

Chaste makes waste.

Proverbs Sex

A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.

People Proverbs Women

For every proverb that so confidently asserts its little bit of wisdom, there is usually an equal and opposite proverb that contradicts it.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Proverbs

The reverse side also has a reverse side.

Proverbs

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.

Emotions Proverbs

Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.

People Proverbs

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one in twenty.

Friends People Proverbs