Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 2

As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need — tremendous self control.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions Situations

Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities Games Life

Sometimes I need what only you can provide — your absence.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Beliefs Opinion

My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Death Health

It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Situations

Where would I be without my sense of direction.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Language People Self

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Places Problems

If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Family

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions People

I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Communication Conversation Speech

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems Situations

It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being rediscovered with great excitement.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Men People Women

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems Self

My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Honesty Lies Truth

Don't get mixed up between Pavlov and Pavlova, or you'll have salivating ballerinas and pirouetting dogs.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Animals Dogs

I’ve lost my will to suffer.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions

They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions Laughter People Self

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations Time Work