Subject: Appearance » Fat (Page 7)

She's so fat… when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

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You always know when he's ready for sex, ’cause naked, he looked like one of them butterball turkeys with the little pop-up timer.

Lisa Lampanelli (1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
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He is so fat… his shadow weighs 12 pounds.

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I was not a particularly small child; I was the one who always got picked to play Bethlehem in the school play.

(1957 – ) British stand-up comedian
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Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.

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I was never over-weight, just under-tall; the correct height for my weight at the moment is seven feet ten and a half inches.

(1951 – ) Irish comedian & singer
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I’m so fat and I’m so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself – but the rope broke.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

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There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones; not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
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The meal is not over when I'm full – the meal is over when I hate myself.

Louis Szekely (1967 – ) American comedian, writer, actor & director
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I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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He is so fat… his blood type is Ragu.

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When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight; when a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

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It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.

(1943 – ) English rock singer
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She is so fat… she broke the family tree.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

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She is so fat… the police told her to break it up.

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