Subject: Appearance » Fat (Page 7)

An ounce of sequins can be worth a pound of home cooking.

(1946 – ) American magazine columnist, author, lecturer & playwright
Appearance Body Clothing Fat

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Appearance Body Fat Insults

She is so fat… at the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I hate thin people; “Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?”

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Body Fat

Buster Douglas went to bed as a 231-pound world champion and woke up as a 270-pound parade float.

American sports columnist
Appearance Body Boxing Fat Sports

She is so fat… she can't even jump to conclusions.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

If someone told him to haul ass he'd have to make six trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

He is so fat… he's on both sides of the family.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

You want to have a little fun, go to a fashion show and throw a cookie on stage and watch them.

(1961 – ) American actor & comedian
Appearance Body Eating Fat Food/Drink

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Appearance Body Characteristics Fat

He is so fat… his shadow weighs 12 pounds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me.

Appearance Body Fat

She is so fat… when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he can't even jump to a conclusion.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Is that your wife? … Oh, well, keep your chin up.

(1926 – 2017) American stand-up comedian & actor
Fat Insults

He is so fat… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I tried cocaine to lose weight… it just made me eat faster.

(1953 – ) American comedian & actor
Activities Appearance Body Drugs Eating Fat

Smoking cures weight problems… eventually.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Activities Body Characteristics Death Fat

Does this sign make my butt look fat?

Appearance Body Fat

One out of every three Americans… weighs as much as the other two.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Body Fat