Subject: Characteristics (Page 7)

Once we were whining losers, but now we’re arrogant winners.

Buffalo Bills public relations man

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

A loafer always has the correct time.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Temptation is an irresistible force at work on a movable body.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," – 'til the accident.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

He's so honest you can shoot dice with him on the telephone.

(1931 – ) television newscaster

Be moderate in all things, including moderation.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing.

(1822 – 1891) U.S. senator (South Carolina)

The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher

A man will do more for his stubbornness than for his religion or his country.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I like a man who's good, but not too good; for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

If you go to any book store and look at any book on marriage, you'll see at least one photo of me about to put an ice tray with only one ice cube left in it back into the refrigerator.

(1955 – ) American actor, stand-up comedian & impressionist

[Charm] is a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question

(1913 – 1960) French-Algerian author, philosopher & journalist

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.

(1886 – 1975) American fiction writer

More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?

comedian

He turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated all of War and Peace and still had a few people left over.

(1920 – ) author, editor, journalist, playwright & television producer